Full Synopsis For Rodriguez's MacheteGoon
Just a couple days ago Meh informed all of you of the casting being done by Robert Rodriguez for his next venture, the feature length Machete. I have to say I am really pleased with everyone sans Lindsay Lohan. But anyway today the full press release has gone out and included the full synopsis. Check that out below:
The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger; Padre (Marin), his “holy” brother; and April (Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.