Man Dies From Watching Twilight

Goon

I'm not a fan of Twilight so if you really dig the series I hope you have a really good sense of humor because from here on out I will be thoroughly poking fun at the glitter vampires. In New Zealand a man went into a screening of Twilight: Eclipse last Sunday for a 6pm showing. Little did he know he would not leave the theater.

Cinema staff discovered him slumped over in his chair with no apparent injuries. His death is essentially a mystery. But is it really that mysterious. He was going to see Twilight which I think any 23 year old man that went to go see the movie on his own would seem to be reason enough. I kid! I kid! But seriously.. Twilight will kill you.

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