Burt Reynolds & Kane Hodder Go Full 'Room & Board'

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The upcoming horror/black comedy Room & Board sounds absolutely epic and features an all-star cast including Burt Reynolds (Deliverence) , Kane Hodder (Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood, Hatchet), Luke Goss (Blade II), Robert Patrick (Terminator 2), Darcy DeMoss (Jason Lives: Friday The 13th Part VI), Gary Daniels (The Expendables), Katie Cassidy (A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010, Black Christmas 2006) and Bokeem Woodbine (Devil, Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies)

Room & Board is written & directed by Julia Davis and co-written by Rob Neighbors and production is said to begin in Louisiana in early 2011.

Check out the extensive synopsis from the Press Release below:

Room and Board comes alive a La Hermitage, with pure blood pumping through its
veins. It’s a horrifying tale, based on a true story. Take an intimate look
inside of a popular bed and breakfast, owned by a deceptively attractive group
of Russian women. The meat-cleaving matriarch of the family dies, leaving her
bloody legacy to a gorgeous but conniving offspring.

Natasha, a dancing, singing, blade-wielding psychopath, leads the way to hell,
along with her seductive and macabre daughters, Masha & Sasha. The cast of
characters sashaying through this Room and Board is more colorful cast than a
crimson-stained menu. Presidents and celebrities come by for a taste of sin.

Old rocking chair bound Grandpa is a constant fixture out on the porch, come
rain or shine. The family is completed by Natasha’s adopted son, Moses – a shy
African American child, who was adopted by the family after he was left on their
doorstep. Moses has a best friend, Beau – a gator, who lives in an elongated
doghouse outback and serves as a living garbage disposal.

Guests are lured to the establishment by rumors of the best steak in town. The
family starts by serving their unsuspecting guests – and later serving them up
on a plate. A mixture of zany, bizarre and camp characters make their way
through this Louisiana retreat. The most annoying guests are the first to end up
on the bloody menu.

Family secrets are bottled up and tensions run high in this lazy, sultry
southern town. A handsome fugitive on the run throws a monkey wrench into the
family’s well-oiled killing machine. He steals the heart of a sexy sister,
instead of letting her family take his.

The mad mixture of black comedy and horror erupts, as marauding beauties cook up
a delight horror picture show. It’s full of twists and turns, complete with an
unexpected ending that leaves the possibility of an expanding menu – and a
sequel…"

Can you imagine Burt Reynolds, Kane Hodder and Robert Patrick in a movie that sounds a lot like A Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets Dead & Breakfast. all I can say is where do I sign up?

What do you guys think? Is this something that intrigues you?

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