Exclusive Eternal Early ReviewThe Dude
Hot lesbian action! That's what I was promised by the trailer to Eternal. I figured it would be wall to wall hot sex of the female same sex variety. And blood. Lots of blood. I'll tell you this, the movie makes good on the promise of blood. it's also hyper sexualized, but nothing of the Bound variety.
This movie could best described as Basic Instinct, with a vampire-lite plot. The movie Eternal begins with a naive young, and pretty cute looking girl, arriving at a large mansion. Actually, the movie begins with something I couldn't even begin to explain, but since it has absolutely no bearing on the plot whatsoever, it doesn't matter.
Anyway, cute girl shows up for a sexual encounter with the hot blonde girl. I think her name is Elizabeth Kane. Anyway, she seduces pretty young thing, only to drink her blood after jabbing her in the neck with an ornate silver finger. Thankfully, the filmmakers showed restraint and don't show anything more disgusting with that devil finger. Sadly, they show a little too much restraint. But that's just in my desire to see beautiful women make sweet sweet love to each other.
There's no restraint when it comes to our hero, a cop named Pope, who I kept squinting and thinking was Billy Zane. So much so that I most likely will refer to him as Billy Zane. He's one of these guys who likes his sex dangerous. When we're first introduced to him, he's handcuffed, with a belt around his neck, and his lover is holding a gun to his head. I thought that was a pretty good introduction to him, actually. Anyway, Billy Zane, it turns out, is married to the PYT in the beginning. The girl he's having erotic asphyxiation with in the beginning is most definitely NOT his wife. It's actually his best friend's wife.
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