Evil Aliens Review

Written by: mvario   

I just saw Evil Aiens and I have to say, this baby lives up to all the hype.  This is a new UK movie about a news crew for one of those unexplained mysteries type shows who go to a Welsh island to investigate a reported alien abduction.  Along the way we get anal probes, implants, crop circles, cattle mutilations, alien fetuses, inbred Welsh, and interspecies lovin'.

I guess the easiest way to describe this would be to say something like it's predator meets Dead Alive or Undead meets Bad Taste or Plaga zombie: Zona mutante meets Alien, but this movie homages or gives a nod to countless (as in I lost count) horror and alien movies, and even some other famous flicks, including Predator, Alien, Close Encounters, The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly, Cannibal Holocaust, Jaws, Evil Dead, Star Wars, Signs, Night of the Living Dead, The X-Files, Bad Taste, and Dead ALive. 

There is lots of blood gore in this baby, lots of ripped off and cut off and shot off limbs and heads, and a lot of blood.  You think the lawnmover in Dead Alive was good?  This film really puts power tools to use, like a chainsaw, a roter tiller, and a combine harvester.  Did I say that this had lots of blood and guts?  We also get some sex, though unfortunately no human nudity except a litttle man-butt.  We do get some alien hooters though.

I definitely got an Undead vibe from this but this was so much more outrageous and over the top.  I haven't had fun like this in a while.  I'll give this an 8/10 for uber-gorey goodness and mucho low budget alien killing.  Would have gave it more but it looses a point for teasing me with 2 1/4 love scenes without the girls getting naked.