Vampires Vs Zombies Review
Written by: Moviemaven
This movie is awful. The tagline should be Vampires VS Zombies: It Sucks AND Bites! It's another seventy-five minute wonder that drags like it's three hours long. If the movie were called Standing Around and Looking at Each Other, they would have nailed it.
This one blew out my Crap-O-Meter so now I gotta replace it. There is supposed to be a war raging between some vampires and zombies but this is no Underworld. It's more like Blunderworld. I saw more action the last time I was standing in line at the bank. But if what you are looking for is some sporadic and pointless girl on girl action with some meaningless dream sequences thrown in, then this movie is for you. God help you though if you enjoy it. There is even a twist at the end, but I have no idea what it means.
Personally I think they realized there had been no action so they decided to throw some in. Alas, they failed miserably even at this. If you have seventy-five minutes to kill, find another way. About the only reason I would suggest buying this crap is if you REALLY need some prismatic coasters. I think I need to apologize to my DVD player before my equipment stages a coup.