Feast (2005) Review
Written by: Meh
This movie damn near got a 10. In fact it would have were it not for one major flaw. I blame the marketing department for this film for RUINING the opening scene where we had a Bruce Campbell ish bad ass character meet his doom. If your going to do a trailer for fuck sake dont spoil one of the best scenes in the film.
For awhile now everyone has said to me how great FEAST is and i just dropped $30 at my local video store on it and let me tell you this is the most bad ass horror film I have seen in a long long time. Screw SAW, screw HOSTEL those movies are for pussies. You want horror? You want gore? You want great writing, lots of twists and witty writing? Well get down in Funky town cause FEAST delivers.
On a snowy evening at a rural watering hole, a motley crew of bar patrons struggle to survive a hungry family of flying beasts set on consuming a human buffet. Do we know who these beasts are? No. Do we care where they came from? Hell no. Do they procded to rip and shred every living thing in sight? Hell yes they do. I could go on and on and on about how great the film is but I see no need. Rent it, Buy it, it dont matter. If your a horror fan and have not yet seen FEAST you need to pack your bags and start watching Disney movies, because if you havent seen FEAST there is no room for you in the horror genre. Bold words? Damn straight and true to! Watch the movie, submit your own review or sound off on the boards, I guarantee you will love feast.