Jason X Review

Written by: ShawnStaggs   

 This isn't gonna be pretty, I gotta warn you of that right now!

 Okay, so Jason X starts out in the not too distant future at a Crystal Lake Facility. This is where they keep Jason. They have tried every known way of execution and nothing will kill him. They also let you in on Jason's little secret...he can regenerate! So they decide to use cryogenesis. Just freeze him until they know what to do with him. (Now, so far, it isn't too bad)

 Soon, Jason breaks free and goes on a rampage in the facility. A young woman researcher, Rowan, lures him inside the cryo chamber, and hits the button. But before he freezes she sustains a mortal wound and the entire place freezes over. Now it's time for things to get bad.

 Now we fast forward to the year 2455 (lame) and a research team enters earth near Crystal Lake...(yeah, earth has been inhabitable for generations...lame) and they find the frozen bodies of Jason and Rowan. So, why not take them aboard? Rowan is revived. Jason is thawed too, but deemed dead. Wrong! Soooo, Jason goes on a new killing spree aboard a futuristic space ship, killing the crew and their special emergency team. Eventually, Jason he torn apart by an android (lame) but his corpse is lying on some sort of upgrade table, where he is rebuilt and is partially an android himself (SO LAME!).

 Finally, there is a final battle and Jason is cast out into space, where he eventually enters a different earth and lands in a lake! (LAME!!!!!!!).

 So, overall, is this film is just, well, lame! However, I still advise watching it due to some entertaining and humorous moments!

-Shawn Staggs