Christine Review

Written by: Ash's missing hand   

Christine is a 1958 Plymouth Fury that kills one guy and maims another before it even gets to the assembly line. It's original owner dies in the front seat. We meet Christine again 21 years later, she is rusting away in a junkyard when a wimp named Arnie (Keith Gordon) buys her. After Arnie buys her, he starts to change. He becomes cool and starts looking better. He starts going out with the prettiest girl in school (Alexandra Paul). That was a mistake because now Christine is jealous.

Christine can drive around without a driver, plays 50's music, lock people inside, and repair itself. My favorite scene is where Christine compacts herself to fit down a narrow alley. This is yet another adaptation of a Stephen King novel, but it is also one of the best.