House of 1000 Corpses Review
Written by: Norrock The Zombie Eater
Leave real horror to the masters as in George Romero; John Carpenter; even Wes Craven; any body but Rob Zombie. cause this guy don't know nothing about makeing a horror movie. House of 1000 Corpses is Rob Zombie's poor attempt to leave a mark in the horror movie business. he does a poor job at it.
This movie is one of the dumbest horror flicks ive ever seen. Everything in this movie is stupid the killing scenes are not even fun to watch you feel no pain from them. other wise it looked fake. This movie seems like it would be a straight to video. One of the sorry ones to like you buy at walmarts for $5:50 and it sucks so bad you don't even watch all of it.this movie is like a attack of the killer tomatoes take on Texas Chainsaw no lie thats just how corny this film is to me.
Over all this is a bad movie House of the Dead bad. Rob Zombie's movie makeing sucks worse then his music. Even if you like his music i still don't see how you could like this. if you want to see a cool horror flick that a rock star has something to do with check out Cradle of Fear or the 80s flick with Ozzy and the guy from Kiss called Treek or Treat. Even that Carpenter film with Alice Cooper in it called Prince of Darkness is better then this crap.
But if you are still itching to see House of 1000 Corpses take my word just rent it and see for yourself this movie is not worth 1 cent i don't care how many sequels they have to this film im never writing another review on a Rob Zombie movie.