Hatchet Review

Written by: Scaryboo   

When Hatchet director Adam Green signed Kane Hodder to play Victor Crowley I knew we were in for a treat. After the Freddy vs Jason screw-job, a motivated Kane with creative control has equaled some of the most brutal kill scenes ever filmed. That alone makes this movie worth seeing for horror fans.

The only pity is that the year is 2007, and not 1980-something. This film would have been huge back then. But sadly, today's casual movie-goer is spoiled by bloated special effects and trendy "stars" showing their flabby a$$es all over the big screen. Most of them can't find appreciation for a good, old-fashioned horror film. They'd rather see a zillion remakes.

Hatchet gets my vote for it's beautiful cinematography, relentless kills, and witty dialogue. The storyline delivery is lacking just a bit yes, but c'mon, what horror movie's isn't?

Quit taking life so seriously. Go see Hatchet and have some fun.