Killer Pad Review

2 out of 10 Skulls
Written by: Hard2Kill   

I really enjoy a good horror comedy but when there is no horror or comedy then what's left? A stupid ass movie. In most movies you have one dumbass and at least one smart person but all three guys in this movie are dumb as a box of hair. As far as the plot goes, three dipshits move from the midwest to LA to meet girls, party and drink and fortunately their dog had a tragic vet accident and they apparently have butt loads of money. The get to LA and buy a big ass house that resides on 666 Perdition road (ha ha) which they buy from a crossed dressed Bobby Lee of Mad TV fame (he's pretty funny and shameless).

The house is a gate to hell but of course they never pick up on this, ever, and throw a huge party anyway. The Devil, who is smokin hot and her two minions who are also really hot help them get ready so they can devour souls and rule earth. The jokes are lame (strike one) and there are plenty of hot chicks at the party but no nudity (strike two) and Joey Lawrence shows up at the party by mistake (strike three, your out of here). The gore is not there so I really can't think of any reason to watch this movie. It has no redeeming value for us horror fans. There isn't even a good battle with the devil at the end, their friend that is trying to be a priest sings a KISS song and the devil is vanquished, I thought KISS was devil music? I think Robert Englund should have went for more of an R rated movie not something that could have aired on network TV unedited. I was very disappointed in this movie. Sorry Robert, I really did try to like it.

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