Automaton Transfusion Review

Written by: TheDemon   

If you guys want to know why horror is (again) dying a slow, painful death, you need to waste your time and money and rent this gigantic turd.

Originally showing as released in 2006, I guess it took that long to get ANYONE interested in this "Amateur Night at the Bijou."  Geez, is this movie bad.  And PLEASE tell your camerman to STOP BREATHING while you're doing a shot.

The story (and that's stretching it folks) is supposedly about a military experiment go awry (don't they all?) in a--get this--town that's not on any map.  Now, call me stupid, but how did THAT happen?  Don't suppose anyone there ever tried Yahoo Map Quest and came up empty?  Anyway, you have everyone except the high school kids (at first) getting taken over by the virus.  Of course, you don't know HOW.  There's just suddenly a bunch of zombies.  Whoever wrote this poor attempt of a movie should be ashamed.  It's just defies description.  And, yes, here's a spoiler--and I don't care.  It is bad enough that you'll waste 75 minutes of your time watching this.  But if that isn't bad enough, the movie doesn't really have an ending.  You get a "to be continued."  Honey, "Grindhouse" this ain't. 

This was the unrated version of the movie.  I don't know if there was an "R" rated version.  I seriously doubt it because then you'd have about 30 minutes of anything close to "watchable."  This movie will most definitely make my top 10 "Worst Ever" list.  And believe me that's nothing to boast about.