Scarecrow Review

Written by: 4thHorseman   

So looking at the dvd cover (yes, i bought these two movies in one for 5.50 at walmart) and after watching this, i noticed they forgot to add a word to the title. NINJA.

Apparently all scarecrows have the fitness of Bruce Lee, because this scarecrow is doing flips everywhere, cartwheels, wheel kicks, and can move fucking cars. So i think i'm going to just hook myself to a wooden cross sometime and stick around like a scarecrow would to become fit. I think i see why Jesus was able to walk on water and everything now