Arachnophobia Review
Written by: Norrock The Zombie Eater
Ok so now the zombie eater has a confession to make. What is it you might ask. Well its one thing that does scare me shitless. What this zombie eater fears more then anything is spiders eeek just saying the word makes me look around to see if one is creeping up on me. Many of you will think of me as a pussy from now on. Well fuck you if you think that. At least i've got the balls to admit what scares me. Why do spiders scare me so bad you might give a fuck to know.
Everything really, the way they move, something about there leggs, and you can allways count on spiders to be watching you from the dark waiting to catch you off gard so they can make you there prey. Yeah so most spiders are not very deadly where i live unless its a black widow or a recluse. That still don't change a damn thing for me cause i don't want any of the eight legged motherfuckers to get on me i don't care what kind they are.
Ok so enough with the confession shit its time to move on to the movie. Out of all the movies i own and trust me thats alot of damn movies "Arachnophobia" is the only one that really gets under my skin. "Arachnophobia" is not even really a horror movie unless you take it into your mind and really think it over.
What i mean by that is folks are afraid of different things so thats why i like to say that there are different levels of horror movies. Like if what you fear are flesh eating zombies, or vampires, hell even a witch that you never get to see, like the one in that lame ass movie "The Blair Witch Project" so be it they are all the more common things folks fear in horror movies but we are all on different levels of fear and thats what makes horror movies so fucking fun. Now on to what i know your dead loveing hearts must be lusting unless that is you have allready seen "Arachnophobia".
Welcome to the jungles of South America where a a certain breed of spiders can be found. one of these certain breeds just happens to catch a free ride back the good ole US of A. In a small California town the local Dr. dies for what most of the towns folks take to be for no reason. Dr. Ross and his family have just moved into this little California town. Ross hopes to become the town's mane Dr. when the old one retires. But its not going to be that easy cause the old bold bastard don't plan to call it ouits any time soon. Soon enough Ross gets the news about the old doc kicking the bucket. To him that is very good news indeed. To make this long story short lets go back to the spider.
Our certain breed buddy has been has been a busy little fucker hes been getting his grove on with a local spider and he has got plenty of half and half kids on the way. Ross finds out what was the cause of the old doc's death and soon enough he has so many deaths that are happening he don't know what to do. Ross teams up with another Dr and a insect exterminator. Now its time to kick some spider ass and save the town from becomeing one big spider zoo.
But as i did not mention Ross has this fear of spiders he can't even stand to look at em so his life is turned into a upside down hell a world where spiders are everywere and if you don't make a smart move your ass will be dead as a door nail. Will Ross make it out of his hell alive find out for yourself. Over all i give this movie a 8 cause its one that gets under my skin and not many movies do that. If your new to horror or your just looking a kool little creature feature to watch check this one out. If you like this one also see "Eight Legged Freaks"