Alone in the Dark Review
Written by: Norrock The Zombie Eater
Do you smell shit?. Well don't look at me i may eat the walking dead but a 10000 year old drunk zombie could not conjur up smells like these. Look at my dvd player that is were the smells are coming from. Yeah so you might ask have i ever smelled anything like this before. Unforchanly so i got the same smells when i watched "Resident Evil" parts 1, and 2,. I guess my poor dvd player is trying to tell me something maybe to stop playing shit in it. And after it is good enough to play the shit for me to watch all i can do to say thinks is bitch about it.
Ok so i'll stop the bitching if i can cause im starting to fill kinda guilty. "Alone in the Dark" is just another horror flick made from a video game. We all know how they can be. Is "Alone in the Dark" any better then "Resident Evil" or "House of the Dead" you might ask. Well "Alone in the Dark" is not "House of the Dead" bad but it is no better then "Resident Evil" in fact it is about like "Resident Evil" in my book.
Do i like anything about "Alone in the Dark" you might want to know. Umm it was ok not too much to like. It is nothing i plan on watching over and over unless i die and someone sets my body in front of the tv and keeps replaying it. The acting was ok. The Special FX were so so the cgi was a bit over used at times. As for the gore not too much to talk about there eather. If i had anything to like this movie for it would be the music videos that are on the dvd if your a fan of metal music then you should like the videos its got demu borger, Nightwish, along with a few others way better then the shit that came on the "Resident Evil" dvd. Now on to what your dead loveing hearts must take. In this story we follow a demon hunting detective and a sexy smart chick.
The world is in the hands of evil demons. And its up to the detective and this chick to kick there asses back to hell. Can they do it. The demons have all kinds of tricks in store for them. So the world just might end by there hands. Over all i give this movie a 3 it is not that good at all. There are however a few kool parts. But the very few kool parts is not enough to take the smell of shit away from "Alone in the Dark" so there you have it i rate "Alone in the Dark" as shit it can't be helped. If your new to horror movies or your just looking something to watch don't waste your cash buying this its not worth it maybe a rent thats all. If you like this lame movie also check out "Resident Evil" parts 1 & 2 and