Death Tunnel Review

Written by: Gardenofstone10   

I wish I could give this movie a negative number for rating because it is absolute shit.  It takes over 40 minutes for the movie to pick up and by then, you just don't give a damn.  It focuses so much on the dramatic characters with no back story but are somehow fucked up.  Terrible flashing of "demons" and worst of all, THE ABSOLUTE WORST ACTING IN MOVIE HISTORY. 

The premise of this movie is really cool.  You have 'initiation rites' by taking 5 girls and locking them in an asylum and scaring the shit out of them.  It's a burnt down asylum where a lot of people died from the black plague or something like that.  Of course, the place really is haunted and everyone is about to die. 

If I shot myself in the testicles and pretended to act, I would do a better job than the crap in this movie.  Nothing about this movie is good, nothing.  The set design is dumb, the acting is terrible, the story has plot holes that are never filled, the graphics look like they were done in the 50s, and worst of all....it's not scary or even remotely terrifying. 

If anyone reading this decides to watch this movie, I judge you and you have my pity.  If you have seen this movie, ::hugs:: it's going to be okay. F*** this F***ing movie