My Name Is Bruce Review

Written by: Gardenofstone10   

Bruce Campbell is the best actor of our time.  That line is mentioned at the beginning of the movie and I agree.  Ted Raimi is in this movie too, which is always a good thing, too.  The movie is 16 minutes in currently and it is a cheese fest.  I love it.  EAT YOUR BEAN CURD.  God, I love this movie already.  After waking Guan-Di, teenagers find out why messing with graveyards at night is a bad thing.  Wimpy 'Chin' fan, Jeff manages to escape the wrath of Guan-Di, and searched for 'The Chin' Bruce Campbell. 

A small town in Oregon convinces Jeff to kidnap Bruce to protect them from and kill Guan-Di.  Kelly Graham is the love interest of Bruce, where the cheese really picks up.  What would Bruce Campbell Do? (my new bracelet)

Spoilers: The ending is genius (we all saw it coming, though).  Instead of not killing Guan-Di, he comes back, Bruce stops the movie demanding a happier ending, so we get the Stepford wife ending....then Guan-Di pops out from behind the screen and attacks Bruce, genius. 

I loved this movie so much, but that's because I love Bruce Campbell so much.  The movie was FILLED with cheese.  It is officially the cheesiest movie I own.  I just want to say that Ted Raimi is a perfect part for the movie, too, he's so funny.  Would I recommend this movie?  No.  Not unless you are a 'Chin' fan.  If you are, then by all means, buy this movie and watch it religiously. 

Why I rated it a 9... Bruce is the man.  The actual movie, if you aren't a Bruce fan, is the worst movie ever.  But, I worship this man and give him a rating just because.