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One Eyed Monster (2009) Review
Written by: prddad I have to give props to all those that were in this movie. Personally, myself, I couldn't have done it. NO ONE got out of character, not ONCE, when a 9 and 3/4 inch penis was mentioned. NO ONE!!! I'm still shocked. I would have been giggling like a catholic school girl at the mention of penis... Plot---an adult film crew go up into the hills to film an porn in a cabin. While there, an alien energy enters Ron Jeremy's penis, disconnecting itself from the host, and goes on an orgy rampage trying to reproduce. It'll be up to adult film stars, camera men, and a fluffer to stop this huge cock from screwing with the world...ok, now before you say anymore, this movie rocked. As long as you aren't expecting the next E.T. movie out of this, then all is good. The plot is like any porn movie: stupid. But what makes this movie so good is the fact that everyone here came here to act, and it shows!!! The only thing that can be offensive is when a woman is bleeding from the vagina after having sex with Ron Jeremy, and when they try to stop it with a tampon, the guy goes, "Uh, this won't work, we need a bigger one." So a guy off screen tapes 6 together...AND IT FITS!!! Hahaha...
Bottom line---if you walk into this movie thinking it's the next SPLINTER, then don't waste the rental fees. But if you want something that will clearly keep you interested and laughing, then this one is clearly for you... This is a community member review and not a staff member review. We appreciate and respect the opinions of our readers and are gratefull that they took the time to contribute it.
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