The Exorcist (1973) Review
Written by: Gardenofstone10
THIS MOVIE IS BITCHIN' I don't usually use young people slang as it makes everyone involved look like a retarded person trying to play trombone on a roller coaster. But this movie kicks ass.
I am a devout NOTHING, so am turned off by religion, but this movie makes it okay.
Plot:Girl is possessed by demon. Priest comes over to perform exorcist. Girl masturbates with a crucifix as a dildo screaming JESUS FUCK ME. Girl throws up everywhere. Head spins around. EXORCISED. The end.
Like that? We've all seen this movie, no use wasting time and energy explaining the obvious.
Cultural:This movie is one of three horror movies of the general time frame that really took what we knew as horror (slashers and psychos) and turned it into a more religious state. The holy trinity of scary as hell horror movies that aren't slashers are Rosemary's Baby, The Omen and The Exorcist.
We all know religion in some way, shape or form. We read in Bibles and other holy literature about demons and evil spirits. To hear about it in the media then have a movie made out of it is frightening, even by today's standards. Fantastically done, the superimposed guy was creepy as hell and this movie is timeless. Don't rent it, don't watch it on tv, BUY IT NOW. Peace.