Feast Review

Written by: Googopqp   

There comes a time when you watch a movie, that you have no idea what its about, and you say, "WOW! This movie was amazing and almost had enough gore for me!" this movie was Feast. Now don't get me wrong this movie is gory as hell, but at the time, and still now, I had these very high standards and the only movie to come close or touch the tip with my wanting amount of gore was Dead Alive, so you can tell how picky I am :P.

Feast is about a group of people most of them strangers in a bar one night. That night someone bursts through the doors and warns everyone of an assualt coming to the bar. He is armed and full of blood and in his caption he is called the Hero, and he has a pretty fucking good chance of surviving! It turns out he is the first one to die, he gets his head eaten or something through a window and sprays blood all over this chick in the bar, and his gun goes off. After this whole thing a little creature comes into the bar and kills more people and has sex with a moose head, WTF? That's just the first 10 minutes of the movie, the movie gets much awesome-er! But basically its about the people boarding themselves up in the bar and trying to find a way to live through this attack from alien creatures.

This movie was so awesome and everyone shall love this movie, for the most part. This is a serious horror film but is also funny, while somewhat trying and somewhat jsut really funny in the gore. The gore is amazing in this, I loved everyone kill, except for one, and the stuff they show in this is weird. They show monster sex, and a girl getting mouth, you know, and this is not a movie for children! Like me :P.....

You just have to take my word for this, this movie is awesome, and pretty sick at points, and pretty sick in the head at points :P! This movie shouldn't be watched with a serious mood or anything because its meant to be fun and gory and sick....And it stars Clu Gulager, and these little captions things in the beginning that tell peoples stories and stuff taht are funny. And this movie has Jason Mewes who is Jay in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and all those Kevin Smith movies.

This movie was awesome and very kewl and you should see it, but too bad its ruined with that terrible sequel, but number 3 ain't bad, I liked number 3. This one is by far the best though. 9/10!!!!