The Unborn (2009) Review

Written by: Gardenofstone10   

Warning, CRAP ALERT. I am almost always the guy who likes the movies that people say suck, especially when it comes to horror.  I'm extremely open minded and have the theory that if a studio greenlit a movie, it can't be that bad.  This is the exception.  Pardon my extreme foul language, but this movie fucking sucked. 

The thing with this movie is it's so choppy.  One moment it's about ghosts, then exorcisms, then has some Silent Hill type shit going on.  Then it tries so hard to be freaky by having peoples heads turn around and walk on all fours and dog heads upside down.

This movie has no plot, it makes no sense.  It's all over the place.  The ONLY redeeming part of the movie is when the black girl hits the kid with her car and says, "Fuck off you little shit".  That was the only good part. 

I don't believe the acting...I don't believe the scenary, I don't believe the story....there's nothing in this movie that makes me believe it's anything more than a crappy movie.  This is a leech movie in that it sucks the fun and life out of movies.  Oh, it has to do with Jewish concentration camps, too.  WTF. 

Do you respect yourself?  Do you like movies?  Do you enjoy good movies?  THEN DON'T WATCH THIS.  Don't rent it, don't accept a free copy, don't download it, don't read reviews on amazon about it...just ignore it forever. 

Hope you enjoyed my review!!!!!  Peace.