Jason X Review
Written by: Googopqp
Okay now I'm starting to get sick of this. All of these Jason movies I mean come on. They are really stretching a movie series when they resort to bringing him to space. You can't just come up with a new story on Earth? So you bring him to space and say its gunna be a good movie. But its not this movie sucked ass. This movie has nothing good about it except for maybe 2 kills, out of like 30, which is a bad statistic.
Jason X is the tenth movie in the Friday the 13th movies and this time, as I said, Jason is in space. He starts killing off the crew of a space ship and then they try to find a way off the space ship or get rid of him basically. But the characters are too dumb and follow the basic horror cliches too much to think on their own and survive. Plus there is some android lady or something kick Jason's ass...wtf? Then there are these simulation games taht happen in like two scenes and taht just looks stupid when the people die in that lol...Its the future and their graphics look like shit? lol
I haven't even gotten to this movie's shitty death scenes, oh wait can you even call it death scenes? I don't think they show a single kill in this movie with very few exceptions. Everything is cut away, cut away, cut away, big outer space fight roll credits. Plus Jason gets redesigned as some bad ass robot looking dude and I was like WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???? He gets redesigned after his leg is blown off and part of his head and he basically gets owned, and that was actually a pretty kewl scene, that and the freezed face smash, but tahts about it. And two scenes or so don't save a movie.
Don't even get me started on the acting....
Overall Jason X is a stinking pile of shit that was a major and made, literally, just to cash in on the movie before Freddy Vs. Jason was made. Don't watch this movie unless you really have to, or your really drunk, or you liked part 8...lol I give Jason X a 2/10!!!! because it had very few redeeming qualities.