Night of the Living Dead 3D Review
Written by: cptslaka
!!!!!! IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THIS MOVIE DO NOT READ !!!!!
Night of the living dead a film about the re-animated corpses of the dead wandering around a rural community generaly causing mischief and mayhem where ever they go ( the little scamps) Now, on there journey our tribe of shuffeling delinquents happen upon a group of quite shockingly dim witted pot smoking morons holed up in a farm house. A stale mate occurs when the recently departed come across their mortal enemy, closed doors and windows.
All is lost for our pulse-less friends I hear you scream, but wait whats this one of the living brigade produces a revolver and kindly blows a gaping entrance, good man yourself. With refreshed zeal the chase is back on just in time for the arrival of the local shovel swinging mortitian. Safely locked in the living room just enough time is allowed by the powers that be for swingy Mc'shovelslaphead ( im only joking sid i love ya really, Cpt spallding rules!!!! ) to bring to light the events that may have led to this terrible predicament. Oh and look over there, the numb nut who managed to get himself nibbled on earlier wakes up from his eternal rest with a serious case of the grey matter munchies and forces a hasty exit.
Now ma n pa of the weed growing cousin fuckers association decide instead of gettin the hell out of dodge a much smarter course of action would be to go upstairs and blow their brains out (makes perfect sense to me). On exiting the house the remaing survivors are faced with a gauntlet of very well spaced out slow moving brain dead skin bags who to be honest behave like they've been sampeling some of old mac donald's produce. Ok what next? ah yes, suprisingly Dumb, Dumber and Mcshovelslaphead make it to the car and tear of down the road horaah!. Turns out Mr swingy is on the side of the brain eaters, cracks pretty boy over the head and tries to turn blondy into one too, it all goes horribly wrong and every one ends up dead, well except the dead who are in fact alive. All in all a bloody awfull movie with more holes in it than a tea bag.