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Written by: cptslaka   

Poor poor poor poor, Do not waste any of your life watching this movie. From the moment the first words fall out of any of the actors mouths i found myself wishing for the most unimaginable atrocity's to befall them. With this in mind i grit my teeth and stayed the course in the hope of some true nastiness.

Not sure if it was the directors intention to have such detestable characters or not the next 40 minutes passed with nothing happening other than the feeling of being stuck in an inescapable journey with four people  that sooooo need the  sharp end of a stick its not funny.

Finally after what feels like a lifetime in a doctors waiting room meet the cannibals  whom i almost forget where sposed to be in the movie. The poor acting goes into over drive and the monotony continues still waiting for something to happen anything please god please let something happen. Boomshanka!!!! our main characters begin to drop like flys and before you know it we are watching the final scene of Cannibal holocaust without any of the good stuff and its all over.

If the idea was to make a film full of suspense and tension then FAIL. If the idea was to recreate a classic then FAIL. All i have left to say is if you want to watch a cannibal flick then go get a copy of Cannibal holocaust because this one missed the mark BIG TIME.