The Final Destination Review
Written by: Suspiria_89
I’m going to start off by saying that I absolutely love the original Final Destination. It’s original, the acting was great and the death scenes were very creative. Then the sequel was released and I thought it was total crap. It completely lacked the magic of the first film. Just when I thought they couldn’t make a Final Destination movie worse than the second, they released the third. And it some how managed to be even more of a piece of crap. So then they decided to make a fourth, and I could tell by the trailer that it wasn’t going to be any good. But I decided to go out a see the movie any way, and that turned out to be a big mistake.
Plot: After a teens premonition of a deadly race car crash helps saves the lives of his peers, Death sets out to collect those who evaded their end.
This review is going to be short and to the point because I really don’t have much to say about this movie. The only good things about this movie is the creative kills, it was hilarious(not intentionally) and it made me cry with laughter several times, and it was entertaining. The gore would have been great, but instead it was laughable because of the terrible CGI effects that looked like something off of the Syfy channel.
This movie has to many flaws to list. So I’m just going to list the obvious. First off, this movie has NO character development. They are completely unbelievable and no one cared when they died. I was actually happy to see them die, just so I wouldn’t have to listen to them talk anymore. Especially the “Mom”. She’s only on the screen for a few minutes before she dies, but I was so sick of seeing and listening to her that I wanted to gauge my eyeballs out and stuff them in my ears so I wouldn’t have to see or hear her anymore. Not only is there no character development, but the acting is laughable. I literally busted out laughing several times because the acting was so terrible. At one point I actually felt sorry for one of the cast members. The only reason people go see a movie like The Final Destination(lets hope that this really is the final one) is because they want to see people being mutilated, and we get plenty of that. But unfortunately I couldn’t even enjoy that part of the film because the CGI effects were so terrible.
Please keeping mind that this review was written by someone who loves terrible movies like Slaughter High and Don’t go in the Woods Alone. So if I say a movie is bad, it’s really bad. Please do not make the same mistake that I made. Don’t waste your time or money seeing this movie. And in case you’re wondering, H2 wins the battle. H2 is by no means a great movie, but it’s a masterpiece compared to The Final Destination. So if you want to go see one of them, I would recommend Halloween 2 over this one.