Jason X Review
Written by: JaNell Fowler
Ok, I'm all for modernizing things and adding an up-to-date twist to old worn out soggy story lines but COME ON PEOPLE! What is this? "Hes been upgraded" Give me a break. Not only is the movie slow, but its predictable.
And granted, Jason looks pretty cool when hes all "futured up" but he also loses what makes him Jason and turns him into some kind of Power Ranger from hell. I would recommend that no one watch this movie ever. That this and Freddy vs. Jason get locked up and cryogenically frozen and labeled "bad comedy" so a million years from now when our leftovers are discovered by some advanced super smart civilization they dont watch it and judge our brain size by two of the worst films in existance.
Some films are badly done, but have interesting stories to make up for bad effects etc. Not Jason X, no sir. Some films have killer effects that make up for a weak script but Jason X cant even boast that. Its got some cheesy one lines but no ones likes those do they. The best thing about this movie is the music that plays during the end credits telling you that your agony is finally over!