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Don't Go in the Woods Alone Review
Written by: Suspiria_89 When I think of cheesy movies the first movies that come to mind are Splatter University, Doom Asylum, Slaughter High and Don’t Go in the Woods Alone. All are super cheesy but I believe Don’t Go In the Woods Alone is the cheesiest. It just might be the cheesiest movie ever made. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Filled with horrible dialogue, some of the ugliest chicks ever put into a slasher movie and a outrageous body count, Don’t Go in the Woods Alone is a must see for fans of cheesy cinema. Plot: Four young campers head into the deep woods of the Utah mountains for a relaxing weekend. But their fun is spoiled when a machete-wielding maniac embarks on a blood-splattering rampage, hacking and slashing all who enter the woods. Is it a comedy? Is it a straight up horror film? Well, I’m not sure. But one thing I am sure of is that Don’t Go In the Woods Alone is unlike any other horror movie ever made. The plot is by no means original, but it’s very different than most other back woods slasher movies. It’s very cheesy and funny but at the same time It’s pretty brutal and violent. When it first came out it was out right banned in the UK. Don’t Go in the Woods Alone isn’t even close to being a gore fest but some of the kills are good. We see limbs hacked off, people are cut to death with machetes, decapitations, stabbings and a couple of people are strung up inside sleeping bags and stabbed to death while inside the bag. One thing that surprised me about the movie was the cinematography. It wasn’t bad at all for a low budget slasher movie. Another good thing about Don’t Go in the Woods Alone is the fact that it doesn’t show any T&A. This is a good thing because the girls in the movie are so ugly I wouldn’t be able to bare the sight of their naked bodies. While watching Don’t Go in the Woods Alone, several words will not come to mind. Words such as brilliant, masterpiece and genius. It’s a very fun movie, but it’s also pretty bad in some parts. First off, there is no character development. There’s not even really a lead character. Most of the time we just see a bunch of random people being killed in various ways. Including one gut busting hilarious kill scene involving some poor bastard in a wheel chair. The next thing is the acting and the script. The acting is equivalent to the acting in a high school play. There’s no other way to describe it except for terrible. And the same thing goes for the script. Terrible. If you’re a fan of slasher movies or just really cheesy horror movies that are hilarious, I highly recommend you buy or rent a copy of Don’t Go in the Woods Alone. But I must warn you, you have to have a good sense of humor to really enjoy the movie. This is a community member review and not a staff member review. We appreciate and respect the opinions of our readers and are gratefull that they took the time to contribute it.
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