Dead Girl (2009) Review

Written by: caveman75   

SPOILER ALERT!!  Basic premise...  hot naked zombie girl is chained to a table in an old dilapitated abandoned hospital.  Two outcast teenage boys find the girl and debauchery ensues.

Ok, I picked this movie up because it was recommended as very disturbing as an insight into the descent of modern society's youth.

The storyline is really not all that imaginative.  Outcast boy has cruch on girl with whom he was close years before.  She of course doesn't acknowedge his existence.  So in predictable fashion her now jock boyfriend decides to teach him a lesson by beating him and his friend up.  Nothing shocking about that plot point...

The ending...  also predictable...  The zombie hottie gets loose turning all involved into either dead or undead and the hero uses this opportunity to turn the object of his unreciprocated attention into a new love slave zombie... 

The sound was horrible..I kept having to adjust the volume to hear the dialogue at some points and to not wake the neighbors at other points.  The acting was on par with a high school play.  The effects were pretty juvenile. 

It did have the redeeming quality of a hot naked girl and the humor of a guy crapping his guts out.  So, for that I give it 4 stars. 

Don't waste money buying or renting the DVD...catch it on HBO, or something or better yet...I'm sure it will be featured on some late night SyFy flick.