Plot: Does it really matter? It’s a film about a killer turkey for god sake. But in case your wondering, in 1621 some Native Americans decide to place a curse on the pilgrims by creating a demon possessed turkey hell bent on killing white people. Skip a few hundred years and we end up in the present day where five ignorant college kids are going camping. Guess what happens next. The kids soon run into the foul mouthed turkey. After failing to kill the kids at their camp site, the turkey then follows them home and begins to slaughter them and everyone around them.

Although the plot sounds stupid, Thankskilling is actually a very educational film. I learned from watching Thankskilling that demonic Turkey’s get mad when urinated upon, pilgrim chicks ran around with their boobs hanging our for no apparent reason, Darren has a vagina(the turkey said so)and apparently turkey’s hitchhike and can even drive. Who would have guessed? In all seriousness, Thankskilling might be the dumbest horror movie I’ve seen so far. It makes the classic ‘Jack Frost’ look like a Shakespearian masterpiece. The script is verging on mental retardation. In one scene the turkey says he’s 510 years old yet when you subtract 1621 from 2009 you end up with 388. When I first noticed this I was laughing so hard I had to stop the movie and catch my breath. I am by no means a math professor, but WTF? And the acting isn’t much better. In fact it’s equivalent to the acting you would see in a high school drama class. Now obviously some of the acting was done this way on purpose, but still, it’s bad.