House of the Dead Review
Written by: hahahahha
umm well i cant say i liked the movie. the part where the woman is looking for her boyfriend.comes into this wierd looking house right? who the hell in their right mind would go into that house first of all. then she sees him and then shitty looking zombies come out of him.seeing that i sighed with dissatisfaction.
the effects were ok to say the least but everything else, the acting,the unimpressive gore , and storyline was crap. maybe it could have been a lot better if they didnt look so un suprised when they found out what was behind the zombies.
umm we have all seen wierd gut busting zombies that make you want to throw up which in my opinion is good make up work or if its high budget, than the computer fx but this...........boring!
i could probably make a better movie on paper, this movie sucks ass im very dissapointed with you people. why didnt you make it not about zombies we have suffered enough crappy zombie movies, make something different something more fresh. oh say maybe start a little thing where a guy makes people do a movie where he makes them do their own stunts and kills em all! im no genius but i can tell from this movie, i can come up with more ideas for another series to the horror genre without reducing it to bits.
if more movies were made the way this one was,in the future everyone would go "gee i saw that house of the dead 7 was coming out, lets see it". "hahahahahahah hell no dude thats a waste of money horror movies suck"!
so dont waste anymore money on crappy zombie movies. if u have to spend a lot of money on a zombie flick do it nicely!!!!