Machete Kills

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Machete Kills
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Machete Kills
Release Date: Tue, Jan 21 2014
Release: DVD Release
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In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

The Latest Machete Kills News

Machete Kills Hits Blu-ray & DVD This January

Judging by the box-office figures, Machete Kills took a terrible nose dive. But, is it as bad as the figures suggest? I doubt it as I loved the trailers, so if you’re like me and haven’t seen this one yet, then perhaps home video is what you have been waiting for? So, head on down [...]

‘Gravity’ Continues to Dominate While ‘Machete Kills’ Trails Behind

This past weekend we have some good news and some not so good when it comes to the domestic box-office. First off, in its second week, Alfonso Cuaron’s space thriller, Gravity, is still on top taking on all new comers and raking in more of the green while Machete Kills, is unfortunately trailing behind. According to [...]

Machete Kills (2013) Review

It is with no hesitation that I say Machete Kills a fun movie. It absolutely, unequivocally knocks it out of the park in the fun department. With a central character as absurd as Machete is, and with a colorful, screwy cast of supporting types doing all manner of crazy things at every turn, it is [...]

New Official Machete Kills Poster Gives Us Another Look at Alexa Vega

So you guys want more Machete Kills goods? Well, of course you do, especially when we get to see Alexa Vega’s assets in full view! So, head on down below my friends and check out the new poster for the upcoming flick. The film also stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, [...]

Third Official Trailer for Machete Kills

Wow. Another trailer? Well, yep, that is what we have for you below, and with the film hitting theatres this Friday, it is the perfect timing to get you guys even more pumped for this sucker. So, make your way below and check it out, or just wait until this Friday. The film stars Danny Trejo, [...]

Meet President Carlos in This New Machete kills TV Spot

Well guys, another day, another piece of Machete Kills goods. And today, we take our focus towards President Carlos (Charlie Sheen) in this new TV spot for the upcoming film. Make your way below and see him in action. The film stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, [...]

New Machete Kills Poster Focuses on Amber Heard

With Machete Kills just heading around the corner, we have scored one more character poster for you guys to scope out below. The poster in question features Amber Heard as Ms San Antonio, let us know what you think? The film stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, [...]

New Official Quad Poster for Machete Kills

Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills is almost upon us, and away from the slew of clips for the film we have scored a brand new quad poster for the upcoming film, and you can check it out below. Recently our very own, Flay Otters, hit up Fantastic Fest and with that he returned with a very [...]

Alexa Vega Dominates the New Machete Kills Clip

Care for some more Machete Kills footage? Yeah I know. We have had so much footage I’m surprised that we haven’t seen the whole film already, but damn, who can resist Alexa Vega? If you can’t then we have the clip for you, head on down below. The film stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, [...]

Two Behind-the-Scenes Clips for Machete Kills

We have had a slew of clips and trailers for Robert Rodriguez’s latest flick Machete Kills, and today we get to go behind the scenes and have a look at just what went on. So, make your way below and check out the goods. The film stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian [...]

New Official Red Band Trailer for Machete Kills

Seriously. Stop what ever it is you’re doing. Yes I know you’ve only just got your hands on GTA V today, but that can wait two minutes, I guarantee it, you need to check this out. Below we have scored the brand new red band trailer for Machete Kills courtesy of IGN, and it is [...]

Viva Machete! It’s a New Machete Kills Clip

Is October 11th here yet? I tell you that date cannot come soon enough as I am absolutely stoked to check out Machete Kills. If you’re too you’re in luck as we have scored a brand new clip for the upcoming film and you can check it out below. The film stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, [...]

New Poster for Machete Kills

A new poster has just been released for Robert Rodriguez’s next flick Machete Kills. This poster has it all and is packed with girls, guns, machetes and explosions. Check it out below. Machete Kills is slated to hit theaters on October 11th. Robert Rodriguez directs with Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, [...]

Another TV Spot for Machete Kills

Today a second TV spot for Machete Kills has been released. It features as much action as you would want in a Machete Kills movie and features a lot of Charlie Sheen. Open Road really seems to be trying to sell this as a big action summer film. We’ll see if it works for an [...]

New Official Trailer for Machete Kills

I really liked the first film, Machete, but I just felt that it needed more. Thankfully, Machete Kills, looks to fill that gap as this looks insanely awesome! Below we have scored a brand new trailer for the upcoming film which opens this October 11th. Make your way below and check it out, let us [...]

Machete Kills Opens One Week Later

I know films will often change their release dates, but damn! Machete Kills seems to change its date every few months. Once it was in September, then October 4th, and now, according to B-D, the film will open one week later on October 11th. Still, as long as this film gets released this year, I’ll [...]

First Clip for Machete Kills Takes Its Aim at Michelle Rodriguez

The more footage I see of Machete Kills, the more I know that this film is going to be a whole lot of fun, and one that totally kicks some ass! So, below, courtesy of Entertainment Weekly, we have scored the first official clip for Machete Kills, and we get to see Michelle Rodriguez kick [...]

New Character Poster for Machete Kills

Finally making its way into theatres this September 13th is Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, and I’m pretty sure many of you like myself are super stoked for this one. So, who’s up for checking out Sofia Vergara’s guns? Well, head on down below and check out the new character poster. From the Press Release: “Open Road Films [...]

First Official Photo from Machete Kills

With a September 13th release date now locked in, we can finally start looking forward to the films release. So with that, we have scored the first official photo from the film thanks to the folks over at Dread Central, head on down below and give it a look, and for a bit of fun, [...]

Make a Date With Machete Kills This September

During the past few months there have been slight rumors regarding delays and other issues with the upcoming sequel, Machete Kills. But it certainly seems as if that is now a thing of the past as the film has just received its official release date and you’ll be able to witness this one this September [...]

Stunning New Photo of Alexa Vega in Machete Kills

Who’s ready for more Machete? How about some smokin’ hot babes? Well, we’ve got both! Below we have a smokin’ hot photo of Alexa Vega from the set of Machete Kills, courtesy of Alexa Vega’s Instagram, head on down below and witness Alexa Vega all grown up. No date has been official announced just yet, [...]

Open Road Films Acquires Machete Kills

It has been quite some time since we last heard anything on Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, but it looks as if some very good news has come in indeed. According to Deadline, Open Road Films has acquired the U.S. distribution rights to Machete Kills. The site reports that the film is expected to have a [...]

William Sadler’s Character Poster from Machete Kills

For those of you who just can’t get enough of Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, we have an extra piece of goodness to share with you guys. Recently William Sadler took to his Twitter page to share his Machete Kills character poster, and we have that one below for you guys. Machete Kills also stars Lady GaGa,  Alexa Vega, Jessica [...]

Lady Gaga Becomes La Chameleon in Machete Kills

Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills is casting up like an unstoppable freight-train, there seems to be no end to the talent involved and not that that’s a bad thing by any means. Next up we have some more casting news which may be a surprise to a few of you, and yes, it involves Lady Gaga. Robert [...]

First Smokin’ Hot Look at Alexa Vega in Machete Kills

Today I’ve been unleashing some pretty gruesome imagery and violence upon your guys and I think its about time that I sex things up a bit. Who wants to get a look at the beautiful Alexa Vega in Robert Rodiguez’s Machete Kills as KillJoy? Well, head on down below and prepare to be blown away. [...]

Go Behind the Scenes of Machete Kills

Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming sequel Machete Kills is filled to the brim with some of the genre’s most hottest women, its an ensemble of pure hotness. Not only that, but I’m expecting some pretty sweet kills at the hands of Danny Trejo (Machete). While we wait for perhaps a clip or even a teaser trailer, Sofia Vergara’s [...]

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