A newcomer to a fancy ballet academy gradually comes to realize that the staff of the school is actually a coven of witches bent on chaos and destruction. I think this movie is pretty. Pretty awesome.
Dawson’s Creek had a one night stand with every horror movie ever, and what do we get? “Ghost Face” slaughtering teenagers — and a girl and her friends finding themselves over thinking the “rules” of horror films as they live in a real-life one. If Scream was a TV series, I think it’d still work.
When a group of tourists on a New Orleans haunted swamp tour find themselves stranded in the wilderness, their evening of fun and spooks turns into a horrific nightmare, and my wet dream. Blood… guts… Joel David Moore. I dare you to find a scream queen that doesn’t love this movie. Team Green, here.
1. Friday the 13th
Camp counselors are stalked and murdered by an unknown assailant while trying to re-open a summer camp that was the site of a child’s drowning.
OF COURSE this is #1. Be worried if it wasn’t. Thanks to this film, we have this fine holiday to celebrate, right? Enjoy!